Hahaha...
Sry everyone... again...
I didn't update my blog for sometime...
this time not NO time...
Its lazy... xD
haihz...
anyway...

1st off 16th of september...
Wad day iszit?
U noe?
U don't?
i'll tell u... xD
its my birthday!
Happy Birthday to me(belated)! xD
Anyway... i got a wonderful cake!
wanna c?


Hahaha! Nice? xD
I choose one of course nice la!
BTW...
the cake is called Japanese cheese cake!

All on the 18th...
The library GANG...
Celebrated my birthday n' Qiu Hui's birthday too...
Coz... Her birthday is on the 17th...
Also... Lionel's birthday also on that day!
I got so many fren whom birthday is so close to mine! xD
Thank u to Po Yee...
For her gift...
Which is...
Toblerone!xD
There were a cake too...
But i dun hav the picture...
Coz its when sk0oling time...
U noe la...
The SKOOL RULE...
NO HANDPHONES...
So i didn't get to take the picture lorh...

Going on...

On the 21th of september...
It was the SJAM enrollment day...
Or should i call it inspection day...
Not that bad after all...
But hav to senang diri there so long...
listening to the high high pangkat ppl...
telling their speech...
They really love to talk...
That they dun noe that we r suffering there...
My back was aching like hell...
hahaha...
(Sorry... No pictures for it too... coz i standing there...)

Than we proceed to the afternoon...
Where we had our lunch...
Which is FREE!
As i said...
FREE food is always the best! xD
We had lunch in a restaurant...
this was how the restaurant look like...
So big! xD

Than we nothing to do... go take picture...
So SS... LOL

Than we go play a fool wit my fren...
When he go to toilet...
we poured soy sauce into his cup of tea...
Not little but quite alot...

Than when he drank it...
He say...
Got something wrong wit the tea...
But than...
He still finished it...
WTF! FTW! xD

So than we did the second time...
This time we did a double portion...
In the end...
He still drank it all up!
Wad the hell...
we laughed like hell...
n he still dun realize...
So pro rite? xD

Anyway...
Thats all that happened...
Hahaha... thanks for reading...
if u really reading... xD

Onion At 9:18 PM

Hahaha... Sry ppls!
I wasn't vry "free" this few days...xD
So...
I didn't update...
This is a few events that happened few days ago...
Ok...

1st off...

Last saturday night...
I went to my 9th uncles house...
To Welcome my new born cousin...
To this world! ***of misery***
Jz joking...
Anyway... Everyone!
Welcome him to this *wonderful* world!
Yay!
He was born on the 9th september!
Anyone's birthday same day?
Hahaha... If got than lets celebrate 2gather...
His name is Jayden!
Wad a great name...
Coz we rarely c ppl's name like that...
Ok... By the way...
This is his pictures...
He looks so cute isn't he?
Or not?
mayb coz my phone camera vry horrible...
So he dun look cute...

Anyway...
Moving on...

On Sunday night...

I went to my 3rd aunt's house....
haihz...
go so many places for nothing...xD
Anyway...
I went there to celebrate Mooncake Festival...
Nothing much happened there...
jz celebrate la...
These r some pictures...

So... Thats... all that happened...
this pass few days...
I mean these pass few *busy* day... xD

Onion At 9:58 PM

Wahahaha!
Wei Zhi told me about this little clip...
In Youtube...
It is hell funny...
There is 2...
Same actor...
It is hell funny...
U all must really watch it!
Watch n Enjoy!!!

Video Titled:Bobby Lee Mad TV Dragon Hunter 2




N'

Video Titled:Memoirs of a Geisha--Mad TV



Enjoy?
Hehehe...
Laugh till ur stomach blow?
xD

Onion At 11:25 PM

Onion At 11:08 AM

This si the joke for today! xD
I have decided! I'lll post one joke a day!
Hahaha... So come daily! xD

10 Husbands, Still a Virgin



A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well,

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

Onion At 1:43 PM

Another of those dirty jokes! xD


Last Day on the Job


It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.

When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope.

At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars.

The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.

At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee.

She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.

When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast, eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh squeezed orange juice.

When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.

As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?"

"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you."

He said, "Fuck him, give him a dollar."

The lady then said, "The breakfast was my idea."

Onion At 2:59 PM