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Sunday, August 31, 2008?

This is one of the joke that i found interesting! xD

The Poor Guy...

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her,
kisses her neck,
then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes!"
"He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years."
"I saw how he kissed your neck."
If he wants sex, don't resist,
don't complain,
do whatever he tells you.
Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.
This guy is probably very dangerous.
If he gets angry,
he'll kill us.
Be strong, honey.
I love you."

To which his wife responds:
"He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear."
"He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline."
"I told him it was in the bathroom."
"Be strong honey."
"I love you too!!"

Onion At 6:28 PM

Saturday, August 30, 2008?

I found this interesting...
Little post...
In Celine's blog...
So funny...
Celine, if u read this post...
Dun say i copy paste...
I jz wanna share wit my other frens bout this...
funny post u posted up...~!

The Question: Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names:

Anne Chang
(Mandarin)-Dirty

Anne Chin
(Mandarin) - Keep quiet

Faye Chen
(Mandarin) - Dusty

Carl Cheng
(Hokkien) - Buttock

Monica Cheng
Hokkien) - Touching your buttocks

Lucy Leow
(Hokkien) - You are dead

Jane Tan
(Mandarin) - Frying eggs

Suzie Leow
(Hokkien) - Lost till death

Henry Mah
(Mandarin) - Hate your mum

Corrine Tai
(Hokkien) - Poor fellow

Paul Chan
(Mandarin) - Bankrupt

Nelson Tan
(Mandarin) - Bird laying eggs

Leslie Tong
(Mandarin) - Rubbish bin

Carmen Teng
(Hokkien) - Leg hair long

Connie Mah
(Cantonese) - Call your mother

Danny See
(Hokkien) - Squeeze you to death

Rosie Teng
(Hokkien) - Screws and nails

Pete Tsai
(Hokkien) - Nose droppings

Macy Koh
(Cantonese) - Never die before

Thanks Celine again...
For this so funny post on the blog...
XD

Onion At 10:03 PM

Thursday, August 28, 2008?

Haihz...
i got tagged...
Wad the hell...
Anyway...
Nvm... I'll do it...

5 Person U wanna tag...

Chyi Tian!!!(bloody guy... nothing to do... SPM summore play tag...)
Shin Yee(hahaha... Dunno who to tagg... xD Sry...)
Wei Zhi(Since he didn't kena tagg b4...xD)
Celine Choong( So happened to c her blog... xD)
Razlan!(Since he like to call me a communise...xD)

5 things that i feel like eating now...

Keropok
The cake that i bake myself xD
Chocolate(fattening! But i love it!xD)
Maggie Mee
Ice cream

Who I want to spank now...

Chyi Tian! For making me do this tagg!
zzzzz... xD

Who do I like now...

Ha haaaa ha...
That person is...
A Secret! xD

The Club I love most...

Obviously its...
LEO Club la!
At the same time...
Visit Cfield's Blog!
@ http://leosmkseafield.blogspot.com!
Hehehe!

When U go to college wad course u taking...

Hotel Management...
Or...
Mayb...
The course for being a Chef...
Forgot the name of it... xD

Do you wish that u don't nid to do this...

Of course!
All bcoz of Chyi Tian la!
He tag me for no reason... xD

What do u think of your family...

Irritating like hell!!!
Keep on bothering me for nothing!!!
Hate it like hell!!!

Ok... I think this should b the end of this tagg...
xD
Hahahaha...

Onion At 11:10 PM

Saturday, August 9, 2008?

Finally~!
Its Installation day~!
N' 2day~!
I Updated till 2day liao...
Siao one... continues 4 post in one day... xD
xD

ok 2day...
As i said...
Installation day~!
xD
We went there at 9.00am...
All the BoDs...
Actually not all the BoDs...
came at 9...
onli...
LP- Kuok Wei...
VPs- Shin Yee n' me...
Asst. Publicity Dir.- Zhen Ying...
Asst. Funding Dir.- Amanda...
N'...
Last N' not least~!
Our SUPER TAMER~!
Wayne~!
xD
Cannot blame the others coz got exam in skool..
Trials summore...
But Zhen Ying N' Amanda skip...
coz they say...
"SENI onli ma~!"
xD
But there is one person cannot b forgiven...
which is...
SAW WEI ZHI~!
He came at 11+...
zzzzz....
xD

We arranged Sri Sedaya's Skool Hall...
We sweat like COW onli...
xD
Summore no air cond...
Coz if want air cond need to pay...
+ we are saving cost...
xD
The arranging nothing much la...
Jz that it is hell...
They keep on say stack back up...
Than suddenly put bak down...
LOL... rite...
xD

Lets skip to the starting part of Installation...
We 1st gathered downstairs N' took some picture...

See that idiot in the middle?!
Now onli come... xD
Thats y...
I N' wayne...
Wanna punch him...
But~!
Suddenly a finger came in...
Forgotten who is it...
xD
Putting a PEACE sign in...
lol...

Than we went up when the time is up...
Oo ya...
Forgot to tell...
We wasted RM18 to buy McD...
Jz to get the cup as a gift for Anton...
Our outgoing president...
Hahahaha...
But the McD dunno go where no one ate...
I hav a few suspect...
But i wont mention it...
Coz its over liao...
xD

Ok moving on...
When we go up...
There is air cond~!
hahahaha...
When we nothing to do...

Yup again...
We took some picture...
Lol... xD

Haihz... too bad i couldn't b in...
haihz... lol...
Coz i bcame camera man... xD

Than there is the installation of members...

See... these ppl ar...
Dunno how to line up one...
Line up until so end there...
No according to plan at all~!

See the tallest guy at the middle?
He is Julian~!
The super leng chai~!
He is one of my best fren last time...
now change to Usj 4 liao...
zzzz...
But still my best fren...
See he so tall until like mount Kinabalu onli...
xD

After that was a performance...

This guy N' Girl sing...
Superbly gud~!

Than...

Its the installation of the Key Officer~!
Wakakaka...
can see me?
I'm behind kuok wei...
Kuok wei la so tall...
Cannot c me and shin yee aspecially....
she kena block...
At least i at the side abit...
can see me..
xD

After the installation of Key officers...
It is performance, performance n' performance...

One of the abit exciting one is...

The ppl who kinda call themselves the Jawa Walkies...
But not as gud as the real ones la...
But they blew the crowd abit la...
Not that bad la... xD

After a few performance is the refreshments...

SKIP~!

After refreshments... xD

There was this particular performance that...
When kuok wei saw...
He went...

The performance is...

This~!
They shake their ass~!!!
LOL...
No Joke~!

After the performance...
the commities wanted to perform...

So...

Kuok Wei went up...
than...
he waited...
While he was waiting...
he did this...

he acted as if he was singing...
xD

The commity did the Banana Dance~!

Kuok Wei suppose to b in...
but when they started doing...
Kuok wei ran out... xD
Wad a joke they made...
LOL...xD

At the souveniour giving time...
Kuok Wei took the souveniour which is a bag...
N' posed like this...:

Than out of a sudden...

His ass was ichie n' scratched his own ass... xD
N' so coincident i saw it so i took it... xD

After everything...
They opened the dance floor... xD
On the stage~!
Hahahaha...
We stripped kuok wei half way...
Lol...xD

When it was over...
We needed to stack up the chairs...
Hahahaha...
Our members rox~!
They help out~!
The other skool's members all go home...
WTF~!
LOL...

We than go to AnW to eat...
N' chit chat...
hahahaha...
It was a fun day...
Hahahaha...
Thats all for 2day...
xD

Onion At 11:05 PM

So...
After the buffet thingy...
A few days later la...
xD

I went n' try so new recipe...
Baking a new type of cake...
Its called Crunchy Cheese Cake...

So i started like this...

This is all the utensils n materials used...

Than...
After I mix in everything...
According to steps of course...

Than...
I put in to the container...
Or specifically called...
baking tin~?

N' Ta Da~!

Da' cake b4 being baked~!

Than i put it into the oven...

N' there it goes...
The over was preheated for 15mins...
So quite hot in there...

Than i closed it...
Hei... i jz found out...
can u see the reflection?
Can u see the bird in the cage~?

Wahahaha...
Its my bird...
its a cocktail...
It could sing~!
xD

i'll show u the actual it~!

Ta da' Cool eh? xD
Its Smiling~! xD

Ok...
Back to the baking...
Haihz...
It was kinda of a failure...
The sides taste superbly gud...
But the middle part?
OMG~!
Horrible...
Its like its half baked...
I'm still trying to improve it...
When i successfully bake it...
I'll post it out... xD

Onion At 10:50 PM

Than we go for this...
Buffet...
At Summit Hotel...
Its a lunch buffet...
Not that bad...
But worse than the one i go wit wei zhi...

So ya...
We went and eat la... xD

Oo ya~!
Wad i noe is that...
TOP5's n' the host...
WEI ZHI~
Is vry in time~!
We say meet at 1.00pm..
They reach at 1.30pm...
So early weh~!

Wei Zhi is hell fascinated by the food...
Look at his face~!
xD

i enlarge the pic...
So u can see who went...
xD

Ya...
basically that is all the picture i took...
No battery... xd

Thats all about this buffet thingy...
xD

Onion At 10:41 PM

Ok first...
We start of wit...
A few weeks ago...
We went to this orphanage in KL...
It is called Rumah Charis...
To all who see this...
Remember Rumah Charis...
WARNING! :
DUN EVER PLAN TO GO THERE~!
The kids r superbly noisy~!
Horrible...
We couldn't even do anything...
Ok anyway...
There is nothing to talk about...
When we were there...
BUT...
When we were going bak...
This is where the FUN begins!
xD

ok... 1st...
Everyone was so tired of controlling the kids that...

That...
They were all sleeping! xD
Well dun bother Hrishi...
He didn't sleep...
I ask him to act as if he slept...xD

I'm sure u ppl r wondering...
Why did i get so siao...
that i take picture of ppl sleeping?
Ok...
I'll tell u...
Its this guy...

YES! the really siao guy...
Our LEO Club 08/09...
LEO President!
He loves...
to take picture of ppl sleeping!... xD

Ok moving on...
This person~!

Yes~ Yes~ Yes~!
Its him again...
HRISHI~!
He was listening to his MP3 Player...
When he suddenly blew out...
Singing all sorts of song...
Among them tat i remebered the most is...
THRILLER~! THRILLER NIGHT~!
xD

Yup...
Thriller by Michael Jackson...
He sang n' sang...
We laughed like hell...
It was so bloody funny~!
xD
so than...
We finally reach skool...
N we went home... xD
The end...xD

Onion At 9:57 PM

Yes!
After how long?!
Huh?!
I no post anything adi?!
I'm sure every one also say this... xD
Wakakaka...
Now i finally post adi...
No time la to post... xD
Coz i not free...
But now since i got time rite...
I will post all the things happened...
This few weeks... xD

Onion At 9:37 PM